Good Bad, I'm The Guy With The Gun

( Evening Ladies )

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Hey, hey, hey. I want to file a report. I think the washing machine at the laundromat I go to is possessed. Or has gremlins. Come on people, some of you eat creepy crawly things like gremlins for breakfast (don't you? Because I gotta say, naming no names, but breath on some of ya --- whew – got to be gremlins your eating). So someone want to get on this? Do something about it? File some papers, sprinkle some holy water, chant some chants, hell if I know -- gremlins (or whatever the hell lives in washing machines) aren't things I deal with.

EDIT: The Priest Hath Spoken: It's most likely not a demon.

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